Trolling For A Lincolnoscopy: Take Your Best Shot

"DailyTurismo" (thedailyturismo) 08/06/2013 at 20:27 • Filed to: Lincoln

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Lincoln has recently introduced an online !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! to help make your Lincoln shopping easier. Is it too soon to start asking them bizarre questions...

Start simple:

What oil do you recommend for my 2013 MKZ?

What is the trade in value of my MKZ if I were to buy a new one?

I'm getting married, will the 2013 MKZ be a good family car?

What is the best way to hide a tatoo for a wedding?

Can you recommend a good local massage parlor?

Do I need to be stoned to buy a lincoln (like the googly eye'd people featured on your website...)?

Contest in the comments to see who can ask the most bizarre questions and get them to answer. Screen capture or it didn't happen.

Victorious Secret > DailyTurismo 08/06/2013 at 20:34

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Well, shit

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PS9 > Victorious Secret 08/06/2013 at 20:42

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The old towncar is way better for carrying bodies anyway. You can have four carpet rolled in the trunk and still have room for groceries.

...uhh...that I could tell from the trunk size stats on Edmunds. Anyway. Ahem...

Dunnik > DailyTurismo 08/06/2013 at 20:51

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"Meet two paid actors we dressed up in sober black/grey tones to convey an image of respectability and professionalism."

Satish Kondapavulur > DailyTurismo 08/06/2013 at 21:44

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I already asked them for tickets to the Quail Motorsports Gathering.

Denied. Though I really want to try that new MKZ...